- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

my whole life!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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