- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock knock, COME IN!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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