Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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