- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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