- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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