"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Everybody will die

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ure mama's so fat

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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