My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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