- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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