Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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alert("Hello");

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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