- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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