- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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