- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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