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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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