- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

how man

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The holocaust

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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