- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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