A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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