What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

TIMMY

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Take wrong turns

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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