Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Then none of us want to be right.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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