You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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