- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

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