- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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