What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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