- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Your're racist.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

HURT

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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