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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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