Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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The New York Giants

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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#Getweird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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