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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Your text.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

No soap radio

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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