Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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