There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Kyle grund parker coffey

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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