How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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