Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

mikey is cute

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Large 4

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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