- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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