- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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