i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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My children are mistakes

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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