- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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