- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

can you touch your toes? no

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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