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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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