- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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