- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How High is a Chinese man

Killing your friend as a joke.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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