why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Neither have I

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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