- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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