- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

i'm hard

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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