- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

women's rights.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

I just threw up..In my pants.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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