- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

vitamin c

i like it in the mouth

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

run farther?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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