Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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