How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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