Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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