- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A fat guy!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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