Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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kk

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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learn. advance!

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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