what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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A man did not like this site

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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