- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

So, same time tomorrow then?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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