Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Black people

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Women drivers...

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Llamaworm

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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