- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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