- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people being friendly.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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