- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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