- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Jack Stevens

What hurts like hell? HELL

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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