Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man goes to the potty.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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