- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Cheese

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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