Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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don't just stand there

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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vitamin c

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Small Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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