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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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