Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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sucks Syntax...

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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