roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Black people in Camden NJ.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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