- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock Knock.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Obama

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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