- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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