- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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