A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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