My name is me I like fired chicken!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Women's rights.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do black people eat? Food.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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