- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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