- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

vitamin c

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

82

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.