What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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