Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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